Chris Berman's Nicknames

ESPN announcer Chris Berman enjoys making puns out of sports figures' names [many of them baseball]. Here is the DEFINITIVE list:

A
René Kook Arocha	Tony Brothers in Armas	Scott Respect Your Aldred
Brady Bunch Anderson	Shawn Lil' Abner	Rick See Ya Later Aguilera
Juan Real Agosto	Steve Ebony and Avery	Mike You're in Good Hands with Allstott
Luis Alicea in Wonderland	Joey Cask Of Amalfatano	Rich Protect Your Car With Amaral
Mike Enough Aldretti	Bill Almon Joy	Roberto Remember the Alomar
Doyle Brandy Alexander	Dana Allison Wonderland	Joaquin the Dog Andujar
Paul Orville Assenmacher	Jim Hey Abbott	Oscar Azocar Named Desire
Steve Poison Avery	Jesus Skip To My Alou	David Green Akers
B
Pedro Borbon Street	Bernardo Brito Supreme	Jeff Pin the Tail on the Bronkey
Mike April Blowers	Bud Paint It Black	Rafael Good Day at the Old Belliard
Jay Ferris Buhner	Scott Tallulah Bankhead	Joe Leave It to Boever
Bruce Bochy Ball	Bert Be Home Blyleven	George Taco Bell
Greg Life Of Briley	Mike Private Benjamin	Dave Ingmar Bergman
Jason Raspberry Bere	Ron Chevy Blazier	Jesse Belly Up to the Barfield
Bruce Eggs Benedict	Barry Savings Bonds	Rod Beck Beck Beck Beck Beck
Scott Milton Bradley	Todd Mercedes Benzinger	Lance You've Sunk my Blankenship
Kevin Small Mouth Bass	Billy Lima Beane	Wade Cranberry Boggs
Dave Burba Shave	Bret Barberie Coast	Daryl Please Come to Boston
Britt Third Degree Burns	Hubie Babbling Brooks	Greg Crocodile Brock
Ryan Bowen Arrow	Jeff Brown Paper Bagwell	Ricky Bad to the Bones
Mark Beetle Bailey	Marty Grin and Barrett	Floyd Up and Down the Bannister
Tim Humphrey Bogard	Ricky Signing Bones	Bobby Bad To The Bonilla
Scott Am Brosius	Randy Burning Bush	Craig Matinee at the Biggio
Pat South of the Borders	Dante Inferno Bichette	Esteban Bats In the Beltre
Jeff See Through Blauser	Harold Growing Baines	Tom Lightning Bolton
Andy the Merchant of Benes	John Charcoal Burkett	Tom Here's a Story of a Man Named Brady
Damon Blue Berryhill	Bill Bubble Bath	Ross I Never Promised You A Baumgarten
Stan Belinda Carlisle	Pat Side Burns	Scott Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius
Matt Son Of A Beech	Juan Less Bell to Answer	Carlos One if by Land, Two if Baerga
Eric Sleeping with Bienemy	Andy Merchant of Benes	Jerome You Better You Better You Bettis
Matt Werewolves of Blundin	Mike Room and Bordick	Rob My Bironas
C
Ron Born in the US Cey	David Sili Cone	Todd Caribbean Cruz
Greg Life Is a Cadaret	Pat OK Corrales	Ivan Bubbling Calderon
Wil Bungee Cordero	Mark Clark Bar	Jose Can You See Canseco
Steve Kentucky Fried Chitren	Tom Cotton Candiotti	Mark Carreon My Wayward Son
Henry Ava Cotto	Mark Crystal Clear	Sylvester Swallows Return to Campusano
Ken Get Off My Cloude	Danny Van Clyburn	Dave Vodka Collins
Joey Alba Cora	Royce A Roni Clayton	Gene Lamont Cranston
Ty Corn on the Cobb	Ken Helmet Caminiti	Dennis Short Order Cook
Jeff Conine the Barbarian	Steve Short Order Cooke	Scott Little Deuce Cooper
Joe Sergeant Carter	Chuck Creme de la Crim	Cris If I Were a Carpenter
Mike Cameron Swayze	My Cousin Vinny Castilla	Chuck Baby You Can Drive My Carr
Golden Archi Cianfrocco	Dave Clark Five	Francisco Umbilical Cordova
Tim Pablo Crews	Casey Sixteen Candaele	Bob Sister Christian
Jose Can You See Cruz	Ben Winter Coates	Hey You Get Off of Mike Cloud
Matt White Cassel	Chris Cab Calloway	Larry Self Centers
D
Kal Jack Daniels	Rob Bomba Deer	Rich Dotson 280z
Mike Well Dunne	Leon Bull Durham	Delino Decoconut Deshields
Bill Doran Duran	Bo Buenos Diaz	Jim 2 Silhouettes on Deshaies
Eye of the Storm Davis	Bill Hello Dawley	Jeff Dedmon Don't Wear Plaid
Dan Salad Dreissen	Jim Washer and Dwyer	Mariano Slam Duncan
Ron My Darling	Eric the Red Davis	Brian Number 10 Downing Street
Ken Fix or Repair Dayley	Rob Acey Ducey	Danny Darwin Theory
Red Hot Chili Davis	Jody Davis Eyes	Carlos In Delgado Da Vida
Rob Double Dibble	Kelly Churchill Downs	Carlos Daylight Come and Delgado Go Home
Omar Barbie Daal
E
Cecil Espy N	Dave No Man is an Eiland	Lee Elia Kuryakin
Dave Right Engel	Tom East of Edens	Damion It Don't Come Easley
Joey Bette Davis Eischen	Juan Re Encarnacion
F
Jim Bela Fregosi	Steve A Bridge Too Farr	Steve Chariots of Fireovid
Mike Horse Fetters	Brett Favre Ngugen	Felix the Cat Fermin
Rollie Chicken Fingers	Bob Air Forsch	John Generalissimo Francisco Franco
Scott Fletcher Christian	Curt Model T Ford	Todd Which Hand Does He Frohwirth
Hector Sizzling Fajardo	Steve Huckleberry Finley	Mike Center Felder
Monty Farris Wheel	Tony Prehistoric Fossas	Chuck Dorsal Finley
Smokin' Lou Frazier	Jeff French Frye	Cliff Pink Floyd
Marvin Philadelphia Freeman	Kevin Linoleum Flora	Jay Fiedler on the Roof
A J Touchy Feeley	Jay See Me Feely	Barry Bananas Foster
Jeff Philadelphia Feagles
G
Greg Gagne with a Spoon	Andres the Giant Gallaraga	Fettucini Alfredo Griffin
Mark Amazing Grace	Mike Leggo Gallego	Tom Heard it Through the Glavine
Mark Federal Grant	Jose Mother Guzman	Tony Gwynn and Bear It
Mark Chauncey Gardner	Don Down the Gullet	Dwight Gooden Plenty
Tux Cito Gaston	Dan Man from Gladden	Bernard Innocent Until Proven Gilkey
Johnny Pass the Grubb	Juan Speedy Gonzales	Tom Flash Gordon
Jim Gott the Win	Ron Extrava Gant	Mark Woody Guthrie
Brent Rusty Gates	Jason Giambi Jack Flash	Nomar Mr. Nice Guy Garciaparra
Juan Going Going Gonzales	Joe Grahe Flannel	Ben Good Grieve
Rich Loose Gannon	Bobby Seven Year Gritch	Tony Gwynn One for the Gipper
Chris Gwynn the Eskimo	Andrew Ski Glover
H
Jay Thurston B. Howell III	Mel Carnegie Hall	Jeff Going Back To Huson
Tommy Ben Herr	Lamarr Where Does It Hoyt	Dave Harry and the Henderson
Von Purple Hayes	Danny Uriah Heep	Mike Heath Bar
Tom Dirty Henke	Kent Buy a Vowel Hrbek	Jeff Hamilton Joe Frank and Reynolds
Bruce Patty Hurst	Glenn Old Mother Hubbard	Charles Moscow on the Hudson
Tim Hulett Packard	Chris Mr. Haney	Neal Heaton and Air Conditioning
Chris Hammond Cheese	Vince Four Horsman	Pete Harnisch Racing
Brian Deer Hunter	Glenallen Strawberry Hill	Peter Chips A Hoy
Ron Tala Hassey	Toby Last Harrah	Darryl Green Eggs And Hamilton
Todd Highway to Helton	Tom Henke Panky	Art and Howe
Sam Little Big Horn	John Habyan Corpus	Ah Ah Az Hakim
I
Dane Clockwork Iorg
J
Bo Diddley Jackson	Dion Bartles and James	Felix Do You Know the Way to San Jose
Brook Jacoby Wan Kenobi	Wally Absorbine Joyner	Stan Javier Self A Merry Little Christmas
Temple Bethel Johnson	Doug Along Came Jones	Dave Supreme Court Justice
Jeff Mick Jeager
K
John I Am Not a Kruk	Bob Yom Kipper	Mike The Man Who Would Be Kingery
Jimmy Francis Scott Key	Dana Field Goal Kiecker	Chuck New Kids on Knoblauch
Eric Burger King	Ron Ma and Pa Kittle	Joe Colonel Klink
Darryl Gomer Kile	Eric Karros Matic	Jon Kitna Kaboodle
Dan Erie Kanell
L
Jim Saturday Night LeFebvre	Chet Bitter Lemon	Mike Car 54 Lavalliere
Steve Lake Michigan	Dennis Fluorescent Lamp	Tim Praise the Laudner
Scott Lay Lady Leius	Jim Frito Leyritz	Bill One if by Landrum
Jeff Sugar Ray Leonard	Vance Common Law	Al Cigarette Leiter
Rick Innocent Lysander	Urbano Renewal Lugo	John Tonight Let It Be Lowenstein
Mark Bud Leiter	Pat Pencil Thin Listach	Keith June Lockhart
Ed Merrill Lynch	Steve Detroit Lyons	Rudy Mother In Law
Jose Lind Cuisine	Craig Def Lefferts	Scott Livingstone, I Presume
Davey Canta Lopes	Mark Get Back Loretta	Steve Lyons And Tigers And Bears, Oh My
Gene Meadow Larkin	Kerry Leather And Lacy	Don't Walk Away René Lachemann
Sean Personal Landeta	Al Fruit Of Levine
M
John Holy Moses	Me and Willie McGee	Eddie Eat Drink and be Murray
Kevin No Maas	Jose Flying Melendez	Paul Molitor and the Merrimac
Candy Man Maldonado	Darryl Motley Crue	Oddibe Young Again McDowell
Joe Magrane Headache	Kent Magic Mercker	Fred McGriff the Crime Dog
Mike Mason Jar	Greg Appa Maddux	Kirt What Was That Manwaring
Shane Fleetwood Mack	Dave Mary Magadan	Don Welcome Mattingly
Dave Vodka Martinez	Big Ben MacDonald	Pat Mahomes Where the Heart is
José Costa Mesa	Greg Mathe Maddux	Bob Melvin and the Blue Notes
Juan Field Marichal	Jeff Praying Manto	Damon All Mashore That's Going Mashore
Brent Remember the Mayne	Rick Junk Mahler	Kevin Sing Along with Mitchell
Eating Raul Mondesi	Captain Kirk McCaskill	Steve After Dinner Mintz
Angel In the Morning Miranda	Brian 12 Year Moehler	James Teenage Mouton Ninja Turtles
Orlando I Am Merced	Mike Loggins and Mussina	Pedro Harvest Munoz
Curtis My Favorite Martin	Josh Tears of McCown	Mark Eve of Destruction McGwire
Roger Chocolate Maltbie	Mike After Dinner Minter	Chris One Bad Ma'afalla
Natrone Refried Means
N
Matt No Nokes	Paul Buenos Noce	Reid Buffalo Nichols
Gene Full Nelson	Tim Golden Nehring	Edgar High Nunez
Dan Nick Naulty	Robb The Flying Nen	Jon Get Thee To A Nunnally
O
John Orton Hears a Who	Johnny Quaker Oates	Gregg Olson Golden
Alex Ochoa Gesundheit	Al Osuna or Later	Sandis Ozolinsh that stole Christmas
Ron Roller Oester	Steve Vi Olin
P
Tom Goodnight Sweet Prince	Jim Car Poole	Rafael Emerson Lake and Palmiero
Jim Hanky Pankovits	Ted Tower of Power	Ken Good Evening Mr. Phelps
Mark Trans Parent	Terry Swimming Puhl	Terry Pit and the Pendleton
Eric Ker Plunk	Joe Actual Retail Price	Dave Parallel Parker
Bill Veal Pecota	Mike Onion Pagel	Melido Shuffle Perez
Don Whiter Shade of Pall	Tony Jala Pena	Phil the Final Plantier
Chan Ho 3 Com Park	Robert Missing Person	Mike Pepperoni Piazza
Jorge Carne Posada	Jeff Juden Priest	Vicente Buckingham Palacios
Bill Liquid Plummer	Luis Ap Polonia	Albert Winnie the Pujols
Ricky Proehl Shampoo	Carl Slim Pickens	Arquimedez Principle Pozo
Q
Jamie Men at Quirk
R
Dave Prince Righetti	Randy Ready or Not	Jerry Rolls Reuss
Bobby Tokyo Rose	Kevin Reimer Reason	Dave Rohde Runner
Tim Purple Raines	Johnny Manta Ray	Craig Reynolds Wrap
Gary Redus a Bedtime Story	Jim Pork Fried Rice	Cookie Days of Wine and Rojas
Vern Golden Ruhle	Luis Buick Rivera	Bruce Two Minutes for Ruffin
José Blame It On Rijo	Andre Bad Moon Rison	Kevin Ritz Cracker
Wally Lionel Ritchie	Bryan Rekar Named Desire	Kirk Weekly Rueter
Who Framed Roger Ruzek	Jerry Minute Rice
S
B J And the Bear Surhoff	Joe Slusarski and Hutch	Pete Raise Your Hand if You're Schourek
Gary Sheffield of Dreams	Bill Per Spiers	Todd Aris Stottlemyre
Tim Sockeye Salmon	Gary Sheffield Of Dreams	Heathcliff Slocumb if ya got 'em
Mark Tossed Salas	Steve Alto Sax	Craig Brewer and Shipley
Rafael Evil Ways Santana	Joel Mule Skinner	John When Irish Eyes are Smiley
Eric Win Place or Show	Larry Satin Sheets	Mike Great Scott
Darryl Strawberry Shortcake	Mike Pre Schooler	Bob Ice Station Sebra
Billy Free Sample	Tom Leave it to Seaver	Jeff Wine Sellers
Juan Play it Again Samuel	Rick Really Big Schu	James Easter Steels
Ed Ocean Sprague	Doug People Are Strange	Sammy Say it Isn't Sosa
Mario Scotch and Soto	Bill Beer Stein	Bruce Three Piece Sutter
Kevin Alka Seitzer	Ruben High Sierra	Mike Nova Scioscia
Scott Room Servais	Chris Church Speier	Paul Veal Sorrento
Buck Showalter Raleigh	Mario Speedwagon Soto	Tim Spehr Tire
Franklin Ticket Stubbs	Reggie Colonel Sanders	Lance Sargeant Schulters
T
John Private Tudor	Steve Rainbow Trout	Andres Doubting Thomas
Manny Kingston Trillo	Fred Toliver Twist	Alan Have Gun Will Trammell
Pat Pick Up the Tabler	Frank Tanana Daquiri	Mark Fall Of The House Of Tauscher
Kevin Spinal Tapani	Dickie Mara Thon	Jim Home Thweet Thome
Mike Miami Tice	Tony Tarasco Sauce	Jim Thome Can You Hear Me?
Michael Turner Overdrive	George Iced Teague	Ground Control to David Toms
Amani It's Not A Toomer
U
José Game Winning Uribe	John Stick It In Urrea	Ugueth What You Pay For Urbina
V
Bobby Be My Valentine	Ozzie Like A Virgil	Frank 101 Strings Viola
Dave Death Valle	Robin Ventura Highway	Todd Smack Crackle VanPoppel
Andy Dick Van Slyke
W
Butch Oil and Wynegar	Gary Hospital Ward	Mitch The Devil and Daniel Webster
Jeff Montgomery Ward	Walt Three Blind Weiss	Craig For What It's Worthington
Todd We Are the Worrell	Tim Eli Wallach	Vince Workman My Way Back to You
Mark Bay City Wohlers	Don Pop Werner	Kerry Norwegian Wood
John Teenage Wetteland	John Hia Wathan	Jeff Dream Weaver
Bob Intentional Walk	Duane Psycho Ward
X
Y
Rich Not Ready Yett	Matt Forever Young
Z
Ray Wine Zellers	Greg The Wrath Of Zahn	Todd Good Housekeeping Zeile
Eric Light My Ziere